Splash!

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Splash! (Junior Production)

"Very funny play - great songs"

Jay (cast member)

A Musical Comedy Straight Out Of The Ark
• 44 speaking roles, easily reduced or expanded.
• Unlimited chorus parts.
• Easy to stage with simple scenery - adaptable.
• Backing Tracks and Vocal Tracks plus essential sound effects on one easy to manage CD. No pianist required!
• No fuss props.
• Age range: Key Stage 2 Production. (7-11 years)
• Duration – One Hour.

Composer(s) Craig Hawes
Age Guide KS 2 (7 - 11 years)
Show Duration 1 hour


Don't miss the boat! Craig Hawes, the writer of ZOOM!, invites you to take the trip of a lifetime with “SPLASH!” - a great new musical comedy version of Noah's Ark - told from the animals’ point of view! Preston Parrot is on a mission to save his animal friends from the greatest flood in history. But when no one believes his news, he resorts to a little deception and arranges a luxury cruise on board “The Ark!” Aboard, you'll find a crew of colourful comic characters, including ballroom dancing giraffes, loopy lemmings, a band of brutal pirate rats and a love-sick French cat! The journey is overflowing with surprises - a rock and roll party, a kidnap, a storm and a rescue are just some of the twists and turns that make this show an adventure you'll never forget!

"SPLASH!" combines a fun story, hilarious script and a superb score full of incredible songs to guarantee you a production that your cast and audience will love. With parts for between 30 and 50 children plus unlimited chorus parts, this show will suit any size school or group.

A CD featuring dazzling, fully orchestrated backing tracks with AND without vocals is available for rehearsals and performances.

 

Click the "Script & Songs" tab to read the script, look at the score and listen to the songs.

The script is written for 44 speaking characters, as listed below. These range from principal parts to
small supporting roles. For productions with fewer cast members, condensing of characters is possible.
This can be done in numerous ways, but the following example reduces the cast number to 30:

• Remove the Lemmings
• Remove Widdle, Puke, Whiff and Plop (reallocating lines) to leave just 6 pirates
• Remove Lenny & Lola Lion
• Reduce the baby animals to just Bobby & Billy
• Remove the Mouse Family and only have one expectant mother (Belinda Bunny)

The Lemmings and Animal Babies are written to be doubled up using the same performers; however, the
Lemmings are an optional part and may be removed if necessary. To expand the cast, unlimited chorus
parts may be used as additional Animal Passengers, Lemmings, Animal Babies and Pie Rats, and an
off-stage choir for backing on other songs. In terms of individual characters, Pierre works best with a
convincing French accent if possible! Also, a very tall Joan Giraffe matched with a very short George often
works well; if the latter can use a ridiculously posh voice, the part can be even funnier!

The Parrots

Preston Parrot*
Polly Parrot

The Crew

Pierre Pusé
Malcolm Penguin
Cedric Seagull*
Cecil Seagull*
Seymour Seagull*
Simon Seagull*

The Pie Rats

Crusty Scab
Dribble
Belch
Snot
Bogies
Widdle
Puke
Whiff
Plop
Harry Tosis

The Passengers

George Giraffe
Joan Giraffe
Antonio Armadillo
Adriana Armadillo
Bruce Kangaroo
Sheila Kangaroo
Hal Hippo
Hattie Hippo
Mickey Monkey
Mindy Monkey
Lenny Lion
Lola Lion
Derek Dodo
Dotty Dodo
Bert Bunny
Belinda Bunny
Max Mouse
Martha Mouse

The Babies (also Lemmings)

Bobby Bunny
Billy Bunny
Benny Bunny
Bernie Bunny
Max Mouse
Martha Mouse
Twitch Mouse
Sniff Mouse
Bubble Mouse
Squeak Mouse

* denotes characters with singing solos

 

Click the "Script & Songs" tab to read the script, look at the score and listen to the songs.

Craig Hawes

Craig Hawes has been tickling the ivories ever since he was able to scale the dizzy heights of a piano stool. His passion for composing grew at a young age, matched only by his love of writing silly stories and pun-filled poetry. As a teenager he won national competitions for song composition and story writing, and these interests combined when he wrote and directed his first Christmas musical aged just 16.

After professional music training in London, Craig spent 13 years as a primary teacher and music consultant, as well as working in television and professional theatre as a musical director, arranger, composer and recording engineer. It is this weird and wonderful mix of experiences that helps Craig to create sparkling, unforgettable musicals which delight children, teachers and audiences across the globe.

 

Click the "Script & Songs" tab to read the script, look at the score and listen to the songs.

Customer Reviews

Funny...

A very funny script!

Review by Michelle Simpkins - KS2 Teacher.

I had a great time...

i was Cedric Seagull and I had a great time and i know the rest of the cast, chorus and technical crew, did too!
Review by Georgia - Cast Member.

AMAZING!

i was Cedric Seagull and had a great time acting out the scenes. It is a very funny script and the first time i read it I thought that everyone would love it. We did it as our Year 6 play and it was one of the best events of my whole time at the school!!!
Review by Aimee - Cast Member.

The jokes were hilairious.

i loved the jokes! Very funny play - great songs.
Review by Jay - Cast Member.

Roaring Success!!

A fantastic script. Characters were brilliant and music outstanding! Craig Hawes is a genius!!
Review by Sue Halton - Drama Teacher

"One of the best "

Having bought the script last summer we tried out some of the songs at our junior workshops. The children loved singing them and the c/d was such a help with Magical songs all in just the right key for young voices. The script looked hilarious,so the decision was made for the juniors to perform SPLASH this summer. Last Saturday was the big day and what a success.Comments of "One of the best ever" and "so funny "from parents ( many who had a tear or two during the Rainbow number)
We had great fun producing the show and the kids just loved becoming their comical characters. Well done Craig some wonderful songs and some great script. We shall be looking at more of your shows for future productions and have already highly recommended SPLASH to many others Keep em coming!
Review by Ronnie Galaxy Theatre Arts South Wales

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MP3 Samples

MP3 Samples are 30-second audio clips taken from the songs of the show. Click each song title below to play each song.

Song Title

Blue Skies Ahead

Everybody Monkey Around

In A Floating Zoo

Life Is A Magical Journey

Two By Two

When A Rainbow Fills The Sky

When Life Was Good

These samples have been compressed and do not represent the quality of the final product.

PDF Samples

PDF Samples are the first 10 pages of either the script, the score or any other written material relevant to the show. Click the links below to view the sample PDFs

Sample Script

Sample Score

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Downloads

Instant Downloads allow you to pay online with a Credit/Debit Card and instantly download your materials as PDFs and/or MP3s.

 

Product Name Price Qty
PDF Score £8.00
PDF Script £8.00
MP3 Backing Tracks and Vocal Tracks £13.00

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The traditional means of getting your items. Most of our works are ring bound books and CDs with music on.

 

Product Name Price Qty
Score £9.00
Script £9.00
CD of Backing & Vocal Tracks £13.99
Pack of 5 Scripts £35.00
Pack of 10 Scripts £63.00

Copying Licence

The Copying Licence covers you to copy any of the items you buy for this show including any downloadable material. It is illegal to reproduce or share ANY published material without the appropriate licence. 'Blanket' licences which you may have DO NOT cover the copying of published musicals.

The price of the licence is based on the SIZE of your school NOT the number of children taking part in the performance.

Size of your School Price Qty
0-49 pupils on roll £10.00
50-99 pupils on roll £15.00
100-149 pupils on roll £20.00
150-199 pupils on roll £25.00
200+ pupils on roll £30.00

Performing Licence

A Performing Licence covers you to perform this musical. It is illegal to perform ANY published musicals or shows without the appropriate licence. 'Blanket' licences which you may have DO NOT cover the performing of published musicals.

A performing licence is required for each performance.

However 2 OR MORE performances are the same price.
You only pay for a maximum of 2 licences. E.G :

200+ pupils on roll. Price for 1 Performance Licence -  £30

200+ pupils on roll. Price for 2 Performance Licences - £60

200+ pupils on roll. Price for 3 Performance Licences - £60

200+ pupils on roll. Price for 4 Performance Licences - £60

 

Please specify your number of performances.
For ONE performance..................... specify 1 in the No. box.
For TWO OR MORE performances specify 2 in the No. box.

 

The price of the licence is based on the SIZE of your school NOT the number of children taking part in the performance.

Size of your School Price per performance No.
0-49 pupils on roll £10.00
50-99 pupils on roll £15.00
100-149 pupils on roll £20.00
150-199 pupils on roll £25.00
200+ pupils on roll £30.00

Video Licence

The Video Licence covers you to film your musical, make as many copies as required and sell those copies if you wish.

There is no royalty payable on each copy sold.

The price of the licence is based on the SIZE of your school NOT the number of children taking part in the performance.

HOWEVER, if you order a Performing Licence AND a Copying Licence at the SAME TIME the Video Licence will be given to you automatically FREE OF CHARGE and there will be no need to fill in the Video Licence "Qty." box.

Size of your School Price Qty
0-49 pupils on roll £10.00
50-99 pupils on roll £15.00
100-149 pupils on roll £20.00
150-199 pupils on roll £25.00
200+ pupils on roll £30.00

Downloadable Band Parts

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