Splash!

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Splash! (Junior Production)

by Craig Hawes

"Very funny play - great songs"

Jay (cast member)

A Musical Comedy Straight Out Of The Ark
• 42 speaking roles, easily reduced or expanded.
• Unlimited chorus parts.
• Easy to stage with simple scenery - adaptable.
• Backing Tracks CD with essential sound effects available. No pianist required!
• Vocal Tracks CD with essential sound effects available.
• Both these CDs include Overture, ALL Songs, Special Effects, Play Ons and Play Offs in the order you need them enabling production and direction to take place without specialist musical expertise.
However…for those of you who prefer a live pianoforte accompaniment, we now have available a superb BRAND NEW Performance Score which encompasses Overture, ALL Play Ons and Play Offs, Songs, Link Music, Cues and Chord Symbols. (Grade 5 / 6 standard).
We also have available a BRAND NEW Rehearsal Score (Grade 4 standard)

Check them out on the "Script and Songs" tab

• No fuss props.
• Age range: Key Stage 2 Production. (7-11 years)
• Duration – One Hour.

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Composer(s) Craig Hawes
Age Guide KS 2 (7 - 11 years)
Show Duration 1 hour

Click the "Script & Songs" tab to read the script, look at the score and listen to the songs.

Don't miss the boat! Craig Hawes, the writer of ZOOM!, invites you to take the trip of a lifetime with “SPLASH!” - a great new musical comedy version of Noah's Ark - told from the animals’ point of view! Preston Parrot is on a mission to save his animal friends from the greatest flood in history. But when no one believes his news, he resorts to a little deception and arranges a luxury cruise on board “The Ark!” Aboard, you'll find a crew of colourful comic characters, including ballroom dancing giraffes, loopy lemmings, a band of brutal pirate rats and a love-sick French cat! The journey is overflowing with surprises - a rock and roll party, a kidnap, a storm and a rescue are just some of the twists and turns that make this show an adventure you'll never forget!

"SPLASH!" combines a fun story, hilarious script and a superb score full of incredible songs to guarantee you a production that your cast and audience will love. With parts for between 30 and 50 children plus unlimited chorus parts, this show will suit any size school or group.

A CD featuring dazzling, fully orchestrated backing tracks is available.

A CD of vocal tracks is also available which can be used for rehearsals and performances.
‘Life is a Magical Journey’ opens the play as Preston the Parrot sets the scene on a busy ship as he prepares to set sail with his passengers. A flashback follows as the audience then learn how Preston came to end up as captain of a ship full of animals...

It all started when Preston received a telegram from his Captain who warned him that the world was going to end with forty days and forty nights of rain and it was down to Preston to save everyone. Unfortunately, the hardest part for Preston would not be building the ship, but persuading everyone to take him seriously!

His first challenge is to persuade Joan and George Giraffe that the world is about to end but unfortunately they are both set on practising their ballroom dance so are too busy to take Preston seriously! His following visit to Bruce and Sheila isn’t successful either as they are relaxed about the situation and merely decide to cancel their barbeque!

Eventually Preston comes up with a crafty idea to tell his friends that they have all won tickets for a luxury cruise in order to get them all on board the ship safely before the rain starts; ‘Two by Two’ follows as he hands out the tickets.

However unbeknown to Preston, a group of rats sneak on board and plan to enjoy the luxury cruise by eating all the food but before they can start their feast they are interrupted by the Cabin Crew, a group of seagulls, who enjoy excluding Malcolm the Penguin and giving him all the nasty cleaning jobs.

Yet there isn’t time for arguments as the passengers are welcomed aboard their ‘luxury cruise’ during ‘In A Floating Zoo.’ However below decks the rats are busy welcoming themselves as they plan to scavenge as much food as they can find! Meanwhile Antonio and Adriana Armadillo are up to mischief of their own as they enter chatting secretly describing themselves as the world’s most suspicious spies!

Things then begin to deteriorate as the passengers get restless with the constant rain and Preston begins to panic about telling them the truth and decides to throw a party to get everyone in good spirits before he shares his big secret. Unfortunately for him, Harry and Scab the rats overhear him and decide to spread the news for him!

However the party lacks any spirit and events spiral downhill as two passengers are about to give birth. Luckily, after two cork popping sounds the babies appear happy and healthy and the party can get underway during ‘Everybody Monkey Around.’ Yet the party spirit doesn’t last long as a note is discovered from the rats who have taken Polly Parrot hostage and won’t give her back until Preston hands over command of the ship; Preston’s secret is out and he has lost his wife! ‘When Life Was Good’ follows as the passengers reminisce. However the peace is interrupted by the rats entering with Polly, but after a quick and painless battle the passengers emerge victorious and they understand why Preston tricked them and forgive him.

Yet the peace doesn’t last long as it is discovered that Mrs Dodo has fallen overboard! Luckily, Malcolm comes to the rescue and after a heroic display the Cabin Crew decide to promote him and give him a white uniform that he has desired for so long! ‘Blue Skies Ahead’ is sung by everyone as they share feelings of optimism and just as things seem like they can’t get any better, the skies turn to blue and ‘When A Rainbow Fills The Sky’ ends the show.

 

Click the "Script & Songs" tab to read the script, look at the score and listen to the songs.

The script is written for 42 speaking characters, as listed below. These range from principal parts to
small supporting roles. For productions with fewer cast members, condensing of characters is possible.
This can be done in numerous ways, but the following example reduces the cast number to 30:

• Remove the Lemmings
• Remove Widdle, Puke, Whiff and Plop (reallocating lines) to leave just 6 pirates
• Remove Lenny & Lola Lion
• Reduce the baby animals to just Bobby & Billy
• Remove the Mouse Family and only have one expectant mother (Belinda Bunny)

The Lemmings and Animal Babies are written to be doubled up using the same performers; however, the
Lemmings are an optional part and may be removed if necessary. To expand the cast, unlimited chorus
parts may be used as additional Animal Passengers, Lemmings, Animal Babies and Pie Rats, and an
off-stage choir for backing on other songs. In terms of individual characters, Pierre works best with a
convincing French accent if possible! Also, a very tall Joan Giraffe matched with a very short George often
works well; if the latter can use a ridiculously posh voice, the part can be even funnier!

The Parrots

Preston Parrot*
Polly Parrot

The Crew

Pierre Pusé
Malcolm Penguin
Cedric Seagull*
Cecil Seagull*
Seymour Seagull*
Simon Seagull*

The Pie Rats

Crusty Scab
Dribble
Belch
Snot
Bogies
Widdle
Puke
Whiff
Plop
Harry Tosis

The Passengers

George Giraffe
Joan Giraffe
Antonio Armadillo
Adriana Armadillo
Bruce Kangaroo
Sheila Kangaroo
Hal Hippo
Hattie Hippo
Mickey Monkey
Mindy Monkey
Lenny Lion
Lola Lion
Derek Dodo
Dotty Dodo
Bert Bunny
Belinda Bunny
Max Mouse
Martha Mouse

The Babies (also Lemmings)

Bobby Bunny
Billy Bunny
Benny Bunny
Bernie Bunny
Max Mouse
Martha Mouse
Twitch Mouse
Sniff Mouse
Bubble Mouse
Squeak Mouse

Character List by Number of Lines

Preston Parrot
Cedric Seagull
Polly Parrot
Pierre Pusé
Crusty Scab
Malcolm Penguin
Cecil Seagull
Seymour Seagull
Simon Seagull
Joan Giraffe
Adriana Armadillo
Hattie Hippo
Antonio Armadillo
Hal Hippo
Bruce Kangaroo
Sheila Kangaroo
Harry Tosis
Derek Dodo
Bert Bunny
Mickey Monkey
Mindy Monkey
Lenny Lion
Lola Lion
Belinda Bunny
George Giraffe
Dotty Dodo
Max Mouse
Dribble
Belch
Martha Mouse
Plop
Widdle
Snot
Bogies
Puke
Whiff
Benny Bunny
Bernie Bunny
Twitch Mouse
Sniff Mouse
Bubble Mouse
Squeak Mouse
Bobby Bunny
Billy Bunny
154
83
81
65
55
45
36
34
34
26
20
18
17
16
14
14
13
12
12
11
11
11
11
11
10
10
10
9
9
8
6
4
3
3
3
3
1
1
1
1
1
1
0
0


* denotes characters with singing solos

 

Click the "Script & Songs" tab to read the script, look at the score and listen to the songs.

Customer Reviews

Funny...

A very funny script!

Review by Michelle Simpkins - KS2 Teacher.

I had a great time...

i was Cedric Seagull and I had a great time and i know the rest of the cast, chorus and technical crew, did too!
Review by Georgia - Cast Member.

AMAZING!

i was Cedric Seagull and had a great time acting out the scenes. It is a very funny script and the first time i read it I thought that everyone would love it. We did it as our Year 6 play and it was one of the best events of my whole time at the school!!!
Review by Aimee - Cast Member.

The jokes were hilairious.

i loved the jokes! Very funny play - great songs.
Review by Jay - Cast Member.

Roaring Success!!

A fantastic script. Characters were brilliant and music outstanding! Craig Hawes is a genius!!
Review by Sue Halton - Drama Teacher

"One of the best "

Having bought the script last summer we tried out some of the songs at our junior workshops. The children loved singing them and the c/d was such a help with Magical songs all in just the right key for young voices. The script looked hilarious,so the decision was made for the juniors to perform SPLASH this summer. Last Saturday was the big day and what a success.Comments of "One of the best ever" and "so funny "from parents ( many who had a tear or two during the Rainbow number)
We had great fun producing the show and the kids just loved becoming their comical characters. Well done Craig some wonderful songs and some great script. We shall be looking at more of your shows for future productions and have already highly recommended SPLASH to many others Keep em coming!
Review by Ronnie Galaxy Theatre Arts South Wales

Fantastic and great fun

A very funny, brilliant script and great music. All round fun for the children and teachers.
Review by St David's School

Fabulous, funny show

The kids loved it.... The parents raved about it.... Splash was so easy to stage and costume. Everyone loved the music and it was so easy to direct!!!! I highly reccommend it. We are Craig Hawes fans over here!!! We need some new plays!
Review by Rising Star Perfoming Arts Trust, Whangarei. NZ

school play

i am doing this play at my school now and i love the song everybody monkey around i love it and i might do a dance for that song cause i am a dancer !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Review by C.W maldon primary school

SPLASH!!!

I am doing this school play and it is so cool I love the song floating zoo and everybody monkey around!!!
I am playing dribble a pie rat!!!
Review by Emma Barber Broughton Astley Leicester

Great fun, loved by children and adults alike

One of our most successful productions to date. Lots of laughs, very colourful, lovely music. The number of speaking parts meant that each child's talents could be accommodated. So many compliments from the parents and other staff.
Review by J Redman, St Mary's School, Gerrards Cross

Funny and Fab

Splash was so much fun! I was Puke, but I got moved to be Shiela. We really enjoyed it . Songs were great, script so funny. We had a blast!
Review by Alexandra - Rockbeare C of E Primary school

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Click the "Script & Songs" tab to read the script, look at the score and listen to the songs.

MP3 Samples

MP3 Samples are 30-second audio clips taken from the songs of the show. Click each song title below to play each song.

Song Title

Blue Skies Ahead

Everybody Monkey Around

In A Floating Zoo

Life Is A Magical Journey

Two By Two

When A Rainbow Fills The Sky

When Life Was Good

These samples have been compressed and do not represent the quality of the final product.

PDF Samples

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Sample Script

Sample Performance Score (Grade 5/6 Standard)

Sample Easy Play Rehearsal Score (Grade 4 Standard)

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Product Name Price Qty
PDF Performance Score (Grade 5/6 Standard) £9.00
PDF Easy Play Rehearsal Score (Grade 4 Standard) Download £9.00
PDF Script £9.00
MP3 Backing Tracks Download £10.00
MP3 Vocal Tracks Download £10.00

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Product Name Price Qty
Performance Score (Grade 5/6 Standard) £15.00
Easy Play Rehearsal Score (Grade 4 Standard) £12.00
Script £12.00
CD of Backing Tracks £13.00
CD of Vocal Tracks £13.00
Pack of 5 Scripts £35.00
Pack of 10 Scripts £63.00
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200+ pupils on roll £30.00

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The price of the licence is based on the SIZE of your school NOT the number of children taking part in the performance.

This is aimed at accommodating SMALLER schools with SMALLER budgets. Please refer to the table below.

Size of your School Price per performance No.
0-49 pupils on roll £10.00
50-99 pupils on roll £15.00
100-149 pupils on roll £20.00
150-199 pupils on roll £25.00
200+ pupils on roll £30.00

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HOWEVER, if you order a Performing Licence AND a Copying Licence at the SAME TIME the Video Licence will be given to you automatically FREE OF CHARGE and there will be no need to fill in the Video Licence "Qty." box.

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