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School Pantomime Plays and Musicals

Hilarious, panto style musicals that will have everyone in your school hall in fits of laughter! Perfect for a fun, Christmas spectacular! The comedy in these junior pantomime style musicals is perfectly toned for children to perform. These panto style school plays really are the perfect end to the year, giving everyone a feel-good chuckle during the lead up to Christmas.


Ali Baba And The Bongo Bandits

by Craig Hawes

Ideal Cast Size 44
Speaking Roles 41
Minimum Cast Size 29
Duration (minutes)60-80

"We couldn't have wished for a funnier script or more magical songs, Craig Hawes must be a Genie-us! We don't know how he does it, but we're so glad he does!"

Paula Blythe, Head Teacher, Gateford Park Primary School

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Robin And The Sherwood Hoodies

by Craig Hawes

Discover the hilarious truth behind the legend of Robin Hood in this great musical comedy!

Ideal Cast Size 43
Speaking Roles 43
Minimum Cast Size 22
Duration (minutes)60-80

"A real joy to rehearse and perform - the catchy songs and hysterical script made it non-stop fun for pupils and parents alike! I'm still singing the songs in the car!"

David Fotheringham, Head Teacher, Gamston Primary School.

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Star Warts: The Umpire Strikes Back (Full Version)

by Craig Hawes

Full Version (80 minutes. 9 Songs.)
Click HERE for the Reduced Version (50 minutes. 7 Songs.)

Named Characters 55
Speaking Roles 50
Reduced Cast Size 28
Duration (minutes)80

"My all time favourite of the Craig Hawes shows... so far! Hilarious script and catchy songs make this an absolute hit with adults and children alike. Our children created memories to treasure after being part of such a brilliant show!"

Lisa Crossland, Cuckney Primary School

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Pirates Of The Curry Bean

by Craig Hawes

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Ideal Cast Size 44
Speaking Roles 38
Minimum Cast Size 26
Duration (minutes)60-65

"Fantastically funny show that all our pupils & parents simply adored!"

Claire Mackinder, Head Teacher - Ranby C of E Primary, Nottingham

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Rock Bottom

by Craig Hawes

Cast Size (Flexible) 51
Speaking Roles 41
Minimum Cast Size 25
Duration (minutes)80

"You'd be mad not to buy this - yet another hilarious hit from Craig Hawes."

Laura Mitchell, Oak Farm Junior School, Hillingdon

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The Amazing Adventures of Superstan

by Craig Hawes

Ideal Cast Size 54
Speaking Roles 42
Minimum Cast Size 25
Duration (minutes)70-90

"A Craig Hawes show is always a guaranteed hit at our school, but Superstan has to be his best yet!"

Peter Delafield, St. Luke's Primary

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Porridge

by Craig Hawes

Ideal Cast Size 50
Speaking Roles 42
Minimum Cast Size 28
Duration (minutes)60-70

"Having directed school productions for 13 years, this was by far the best yet. From the first rehearsal it was a joy and has been so much fun. I thoroughly recommend this musical."

Chris Tune, Monteclefe Academy, Somerton

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Splash!

by Craig Hawes

  • 42 speaking roles.
  • Easily reduced to 30 speaking roles. See "Production Notes" in Script Sample.
  • CDs of Vocal and Backing Tracks: Sound Effects included.
  • Piano Scores available.
  • Age range: Key Stage 2 Production (7-11 years).
  • Duration - One Hour.
  • "Sing It!" now available!

"One of our most successful productions to date. Lots of laughs, very colourful, lovely music. The number of speaking parts meant that each child's talents could be accommodated; so many compliments from the parents and other staff."

J Redman, St Mary's School, Gerrards Cross

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Zoom!

by Craig Hawes

Based on "The Tortoise and The Hare"

Ideal Cast Size 44
Speaking Roles 44
Minimum Cast Size 27
Duration (minutes)60-70

"Absolutely fantastic!"

Loughborough Grammar School

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Creepy Crawly Christmas (Nativity)

by Craig Hawes

"LOVED doing this show!"

Burnham Upper School

Ideal Cast Size 51
Speaking Roles 36
Minimum Cast Size 28
Duration (minutes)45
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When Sasha Got Swept Up The Chimney

by Craig Hawes

"Highly recommended - heartwarming, well constructed, fun, cute moments available - our audiences loved it too! Just the right length for a children's musical if Sasha is on your short list GO FOR IT!!!"

Anita Gough, Centre Pointe Dance Studio

Ideal Cast Size 61
Speaking Roles 37
Minimum Cast Size 30
Duration (minutes)60
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The Magical Christmas Box (Nativity)

by Craig Hawes

"We loved performing it!"

Michelle Ladkins, Class teacher

Ideal Cast Size 51
Speaking Roles 43
Minimum Cast Size 31
Duration (minutes)35
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What A Knight!

by Craig Hawes

Ideal Cast Size 64
Speaking Roles 44
Minimum Cast Size 28
Duration (minutes)60

"A joy to watch with a very clear and precise script."

Mary Rose, KS2 Teacher

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Ye-Ha!

by Craig Hawes

Ideal Cast Size 44
Speaking Roles 42
Minimum Cast Size 26
Duration (minutes)45-50

"One of the best shows we have ever done. The show really captured the Wild West and was enjoyed by boys and girls alike. The parents roared with laughter. Inspired writing from Craig."

Corrine Wellby, Upper Beeding Primary School, West Sussex

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Oink! (Primary Production)

by Craig Hawes

The Three Little Pigs

Ideal Cast Size 50
Speaking Roles 40
Minimum Cast Size 26
Duration (minutes)60

"The best performance ever by the children, parents and other schools thought it was so funny and the acting was brilliant, especially Rene the french rooster (based on 'Allo, 'Allo!)."

Mrs Geraldine Sumner, St. Joseph's School, Hastings, New Zealand

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